How Egyptian Girls Ride Taxis, Explained in GIFs

1. Okay, time to take a taxi home. Must look serious so they know better than to kidnap me.

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2. Where are all the taxis? And why don’t I have guy friends who can drive me home? WHAT IS GOING ON WITH MY LIFE?

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3. I wonder if I should call an ex to drive me. No, no, let’s not do that.

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4. Finally! Found one!

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5. Did I make a note of what his license number is? No. Great. If he kidnaps me I’m screwed.

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6. He doesn’t look like he would kidnap a person. He’s old. But still, they say the older ones are the perverts.

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7. WHY IS HE TAKING THAT TURN?! I DON’T KNOW THAT TURN.

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8. Okay, I’m going to keep my phone ready to call and scream for help just in case.

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9. Never mind, I know this street. He’s not kidnapping me. False alarm.

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10. I wish I could take a nap since the ride seems to be taking forever. But I don’t want to give him any ideas. Must stay awake.

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11. WHY DID HE JUST MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH ME? DOES HE WANT ME?

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12. I panic way too much. It’s probably nothing.

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13. Maybe I need to call a guy friend and tell him I’m on my way home so that the driver knows I have people who can save me. Just in case.

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14. Thank God we are getting closer. I just want this nightmare to end.

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15. Okay, here we are. Now to pay.

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16. SHIT, his meter wasn’t working. I’m going to have to improvise.

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17. I think this amount of money is enough. Let’s hope he doesn’t argue.

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18. He’s taking the money..he’s not glaring at me. Now to casually step outside.

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19. There we go.

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20. I think he’s starting to drive off…

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21. He drove off! YES! ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL RIDE!

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